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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 03:33

What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

Is it true that in 2028 there will be a new AIDS variant that will wipe out all the LBGTQ+ people?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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A View to a Kill

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…